Super Bowl

The Super Bowl is upon us and I thought you might enjoy some Christian humor with a football flavor! Remember to bring canned soup over the next few Sundays and bring change on Super Bowl Sunday for our offering of change for missions….Consider giving to missions what you would spend on snacks for the game. Just like the loaves and fishes fed the five thousand, our change joined with other generous Christians can help fight hunger. CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Church members quietly leaving after the second hymn. DRAW PLAY: What many children do with the bulletin during worship. HALF-TIME: The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. BENCHWARMER: Those who do not sing, pray, work or apparently only sit. BACKFIELD-IN –MOTION: Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service. STAYING IN THE POCKET: What happens to a lot of money that should have been given to the Lord’s work. TWO MINUTE WARNING: The point in which you realize the sermon is almost over and be-gin to gather up your children and belongings. INSTANT REPLAY: The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week SUDDEN DEATH: What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes “overtime”. TRAP: You are called on in the service to speak when you are sound asleep. END RUN: Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to any guest or fellow member. FLEX DEFENSE: The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life. HALFBACK OPTION: The decision of 50% not to return for an evening program. BLITZ: The rush for restaurants following the closing prayer. Pastor Pam